Your good friends Scott and Shawn welcome back Ajo Mike:

MIKE GIVES PROPS TO SKINNY BLACK STRIPPERS, 

WHY GAY BARS ARE BETTER, AND HOW WE ARE STILL BEHIND THE “HIPâ€? GAYS, 

EDUCATION REFORM USING TITIES, 

OUR TAKE ON NATIONAL AND WORLD POLITICS…. FOR THIS WEEK, 

CREATING TRANSFORMER TOYS NOT FOR KIDS AND OTHER ADULT TOY INVENTIONS, 

WE ARGUE THE BEST WAY TO HAVE OPRAH RAPE US, 

WHICH OF COURSE LEADS US TO PENIS DRUGS, 

SHAWN ONCE AGAIN TRIES TO FIGURE OUT THE DOLLAR VALUE OF PERFORMING GAY AND OR LUDE ACTS, 

SHAWN TELLS OF SCOTT’S PREVIOUS DISAPPOINTMENT, 

SHAWN ALMOST SETS SMOKES AND BEER BACK A YEAR WITH A DISASTROUS MOVE.


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Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn welcome Ajo Mike Escoto (shhh he is half Mexican, don't tell Canada). We learn the best ways to shave your taint. Many things about Scott's oral fixations are explained. The Return of the Gay Chicken. Guess Scott's REAL prostitute story. Shawn's Vegas stripper never showed up and why you should not give your own kids stripper names. Mike has a strange taste in adult entertainment. Stupid peanut bagels. Old ladies with lots of guns. Shawn drinks himself under the table. Car puking and how NOT to do it. Shawn passes out on a Denny's toilet with mudbutt. Hey, even more hookers. Props to Ice Cube!

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Jennifer comes back for more. Shawn has the hiccups with a little more "ba-cock" and its funny. The discussion of the glorious 80's and all the things that rocked about it. Shawn has NOT seen "13 going on 30" and will fight you if you say otherwise (who IS razzles?)! Eye of the Tiger really was from Rocky III and NOT Rocky II so Shawn was right again. Scott calls just about EVERYTHING gay even though he doesn't mean it. Shawn and Scott get in trouble for letting their very young kids watch rated R movies ie Kill Bill and Jawbreakers and then draw the line at porn. NEW DRINKING GAME!!! Whenever a dog barks or a plane flys by or we mispronounce or slur a word you have to drink! So if you start this episode you will be drunk in 5 mins. Scott explains how he got one of his retarded nicknames and Shawn and Jenn try not to sleep. Rural Idaho Christmas vacation fights. Scott learns what "cold mud" and yes it's just cold mud. When girls talk about their "girl parts" they refer to them as "girl parts" NOT "lips", they also talk about their flow and catching up on gossip. Guys on the other hand just bust each others balls. We discuss some hot two on one guy action! Puddles comes back for more and gets a crappy theme song. Jenn laments her inability to pee like a boy. Puddles takes a poo. Jenn WON'T finger Shawn's brown eye!!! Tossed Salad, yummy yummy. Nobody likes a dirty vag...NOBODY!!! Test your bowls of cottage cheese. TENNIS BALL FART BOMBS!!! Scott has had lots of sex with lots of girls...Shawn hasn't :-( The exploration of "morning wood". Creamy NOT clumpy and the smells associated and after sex pee.