Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn re-continue the five way with Jenn, Ryan and Mike...again.

Lets start with man crushes and go from there,  Mike doesn’t consider Harrison Ford a man crush…but he would suck his dick?  Mike has many crushes we did not know, the double standard of our judging when Jenn would do women for free…but we don’t accept Mike’s free doing of man celebs.  This conversation is only possible when drunk people talk about possible crushes,  put a monetary value on dick please cause this is confusing!  Mikes sex theory,  and how to make women climax before him, Jenn says there is no sex climax.. only clit climax, I argue there is all types you just need to sleep with enough,  sleeping for guys is just as good as a second orgasm,  Shawn wants to sleep on the velvet pussy that’s all,  Scott just wants to make every woman happy.. and the right women might make him cum without any “touchingâ€?,  Shawn can fuck like a fainting goat,  Shawn talks about how he got “acquainted with Jennâ€?, and how how he might have proposed in secret,  B’COCK AWAYS RULES!!,  Finally, how the stripper story ended,  powerful sayings when cock is in your life, Shawn thinks circumcision hurt his psyche,  we finally convert Shawn to be circumcised...again.

Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn continue the five way with Jenn, Ryan and Mike.

Scott and Shawn try to explain their cross-culturalization, last name regrets, Mike crushes pre-teen Portman, Stories about little people which are not appropriate for the “castâ€?, Awesome gay and stupid gay, we try to tackle social standards… does that makes sense for us?  Sinners being judged by Christians because of Mormon upbringings,

Evolution, Darwinism…technology… what else can we try to sound smart saying?  What the fuck is going on!!.. We are arguing smarts!!   Scary uncircumcised penises… kill them with a rock!!  Baby battles, the sex ticker is always in play and interesting, Ryan admits truth and his friends already knew, whose dick would you shake?… Mike would shake many and sex for fame.

Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn try a five way for the first time.

Scott tries to tell a story, which takes way too long on a 5 person show, 6 dollar 24 packs of beer is NOT a good buy, Neither are Mexican banana boats, we meet strippers and company at the pool bar, body shots that are out of the ordinary, why don’t people ever get up to pee from pool bars?  Scott would vote for America, Jenn thinks Hillary is Satan with a vagina, and that Obama is green, Ryan knows that Vagina’s are not clown cars, more politics SandB style, vote for Merica!!  Mike’s wife has pictures of her Mexican threesome, Shawn and Jenn try to sleep by “doing themselvesâ€? but Scott thinks having someone else fiddling the been would be better, Shawn knows a crack whore he watched finger fuck his friends, Ryan trumps all stories with the truth of his dad, who would go to jail and who would flee? If you do go to jail, learn your jail groupy shit!

Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn loose their minds with Jenn...again

     Déjà Vu beginnings, Jenn thinks think broke should be dead, and she has fears of the disabled, like their tainted genetic strong men, retarded is just a word… Jenn is an accidental bigot… sometimes, symmetry of attraction and reproduction according to Scott, Shawn may have purposely drown things that make him uncomfortable, Shawn tries to justify why retarded babies may not be related to him, Shawn patronizes his own shits, Shawn and Scott are sick of getting blamed for non-flushed toilets, Styles and frights of our clothes history, unfortunately Shawn discovers the TonTon voice from a famous sci-fi series… and nothing will ever be the same, Shawn is truly the handicapped… it just took awhile for us to realize it, Which of course makes Jenn horny, Somehow we think we would all be Psychologist.. great Psychologist, Last names and if we like them, Pissing in cars is not a good idea, pissing in bottles is a slightly better idea, Scott deals with hazardous waste and Shawn loses his creative mind when the Ton Ton returns to take his soul and we don’t realize the exorcism we walked into, Jenn Hates space, We decide if Shawn is really over God, we want blo-job hair ties!!

Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn Welcome Kari Graf.

     We figure out what man periods are called, after movie referencing Scott learns which characters he would masturbate too, can the lotto help or create bi-polarism?  What do you do with ass corn?  Of course this leads to asshole anatomy.  Uhh, language pronunciation arguments again, a different way to view fudge cycles, we try to figure out how do get free drugs… legally, learn how to save your broken cigs…

Your good friends Scott and Shawn welcome back Ajo Mike:

MIKE GIVES PROPS TO SKINNY BLACK STRIPPERS, 

WHY GAY BARS ARE BETTER, AND HOW WE ARE STILL BEHIND THE “HIPâ€? GAYS, 

EDUCATION REFORM USING TITIES, 

OUR TAKE ON NATIONAL AND WORLD POLITICS…. FOR THIS WEEK, 

CREATING TRANSFORMER TOYS NOT FOR KIDS AND OTHER ADULT TOY INVENTIONS, 

WE ARGUE THE BEST WAY TO HAVE OPRAH RAPE US, 

WHICH OF COURSE LEADS US TO PENIS DRUGS, 

SHAWN ONCE AGAIN TRIES TO FIGURE OUT THE DOLLAR VALUE OF PERFORMING GAY AND OR LUDE ACTS, 

SHAWN TELLS OF SCOTT’S PREVIOUS DISAPPOINTMENT, 

SHAWN ALMOST SETS SMOKES AND BEER BACK A YEAR WITH A DISASTROUS MOVE.


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Your Good Friends Scott and Shawn welcome Ajo Mike Escoto (shhh he is half Mexican, don't tell Canada). We learn the best ways to shave your taint. Many things about Scott's oral fixations are explained. The Return of the Gay Chicken. Guess Scott's REAL prostitute story. Shawn's Vegas stripper never showed up and why you should not give your own kids stripper names. Mike has a strange taste in adult entertainment. Stupid peanut bagels. Old ladies with lots of guns. Shawn drinks himself under the table. Car puking and how NOT to do it. Shawn passes out on a Denny's toilet with mudbutt. Hey, even more hookers. Props to Ice Cube!

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Jennifer comes back for more. Shawn has the hiccups with a little more "ba-cock" and its funny. The discussion of the glorious 80's and all the things that rocked about it. Shawn has NOT seen "13 going on 30" and will fight you if you say otherwise (who IS razzles?)! Eye of the Tiger really was from Rocky III and NOT Rocky II so Shawn was right again. Scott calls just about EVERYTHING gay even though he doesn't mean it. Shawn and Scott get in trouble for letting their very young kids watch rated R movies ie Kill Bill and Jawbreakers and then draw the line at porn. NEW DRINKING GAME!!! Whenever a dog barks or a plane flys by or we mispronounce or slur a word you have to drink! So if you start this episode you will be drunk in 5 mins. Scott explains how he got one of his retarded nicknames and Shawn and Jenn try not to sleep. Rural Idaho Christmas vacation fights. Scott learns what "cold mud" and yes it's just cold mud. When girls talk about their "girl parts" they refer to them as "girl parts" NOT "lips", they also talk about their flow and catching up on gossip. Guys on the other hand just bust each others balls. We discuss some hot two on one guy action! Puddles comes back for more and gets a crappy theme song. Jenn laments her inability to pee like a boy. Puddles takes a poo. Jenn WON'T finger Shawn's brown eye!!! Tossed Salad, yummy yummy. Nobody likes a dirty vag...NOBODY!!! Test your bowls of cottage cheese. TENNIS BALL FART BOMBS!!! Scott has had lots of sex with lots of girls...Shawn hasn't :-( The exploration of "morning wood". Creamy NOT clumpy and the smells associated and after sex pee.